EPISODE 23
Outer Planet Craft Brewing "Old Space Ranger" Barleywine
Between long treks to planets near and far
From icy dwarfs to giants made of gas
The grizzled starman orders from the bar
"Some Old Space Ranger. In a dirty glass."
The Martian barkeep pours the barleywine
His tentacles wrapped tight around the jug
The spaceman takes a sip, "Ah, that is fine!
Where is it from?" The barkeep gives a shrug
The spaceman gulps, his eyes glaze, neurons fried
His speech slurs, and his brain grows stupider
This beer has hints of something else he's tried
Perhaps a ghost of Ghost of Jupiter?
So if you're thirsty from some grim space battle
Try Old Space Ranger, on tap in Seattle!
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