Tuesday, April 3, 2018

EPISODE 33: Rolling Rock "33"

EPISODE 33:  
"33"

Well, this is Sonnet #33
So that means that the next beer on the dock
Displays that number quite conspicuously
I'm speaking of our old friend Rolling Rock

OK, it's owned by AB InBev now
But dances to that Old Latrobe beat
A legacy they do not disavow.
So what's the deal behind the 33?

Was it when Prohibition hit the curb?
Perhaps the Pittsburgh Steelers' founding year?
Or just the word count of the bottle blurb?
Who cares? It's not like it affects the beer!

So hoist a tall green bottle to the sky
And toast to 33 (but don't ask why)!