EPISODE 29: Holy Mountain

EPISODE 29:

Holy Mountain

I can't believe that I have not yet penned

A verse to Holy Mountain. Is it true?

A brewery that truly does transcend

The limits of the ordinary brew

The flavors of their barrel-aged saisons

Are powerful yet delicate and pure

Even their pale ales push to unknown zones

To taste more like a delicate liqueur

Their product is beginning to get 'round

Where craft beer taps did not before occur

Their black beer in particular is found

Right in the Cinerama Theater!

With every visit, Holy Mountain's shown

They sit upon Seattle's brewery throne

EPISODE 28: Cloudburst Brewing's “Darkenfloxx” Imperial Stout

EPISODE 28: 
Cloudburst Brewing's “Darkenfloxx” Imperial Stout

Prepare for your escape from Spiderhead

Cry “Drip On!” for a dose of Darkenfloxx

A brew to fill the stoutest heart with dread

As dark and evil as a deadly pox

The scent of cocoa hits you in the nose

Then notes of hazelnut enter the fray

That crazy nuttiness just overflows

But then the coffee taste comes into play

So now the bitterness competes with sweet

And with the potency of alcohol

The howling chaos is at last complete

Laughing at you, as you fall down to Hell

If you're the type who thrills to mortal fear

Your heart will sing for this astounding beer