Monday, January 19, 2015

EPISODE 10: Sour Summit

EPISODE 10
Sour Summit

Last Mother's Day I stepped outside my door
To Downtown Spirits I then quickly raced
To drink sour beers, a style that I admire
(Though I admit it's an acquired taste)

Brettanomyces gives these ales their funk
Lactobacillus makes them acid-tart
Though some dismiss these brewing styles as junk
To others they're the apex of the art

They led with Petrus, just to set the tone
Then Ichtegems, a Flemish Grand Cru blend
And next a Lambic gueuze from Cantillon
With Almanac's sour porter at the end

If you'd like something wilder in your cup
Try one of these! (Prepare to pucker up)

Monday, January 12, 2015

EPISODE 9: Tripel Threat

EPISODE 9
Tripel Threat

When people ask me what kinds of beer I like, I usually reply that I tend to gravitate towards IPAs and Belgian-style triples.  Since I've already written about IPAs here, it's time for some triples. I personally believe that the exemplar of the species is Brouwerij Bosteels' Tripel Karmeliet, with the tripel from the Brasserie de l'Abbaye du Val-Dieu a close second. But nowadays you don't have to be Belgian to brew a tripel. My favorite local example is "Monk's Uncle," from Pike Brewing here in Seattle. Sound Brewing in Poulsbo, WA has a solid entry in their "Tripel Entendre," and Ninkasi in Eugene, OR pleasantly surprised me with their fine take on the style. Perhaps the best Belgian-style tripel not made in Belgium is "La Fin du Monde," from Unibroue in Chambly, Quebec. It is a beer I deem sonnet-worthy.


THE BELGIAN TRIPEL
(Originally published in Pin-Up Quarterly, Issue 6, April/June 2012)

No pint glass is appropriate to serve
As vessel for a treasure such as this
Instead a tulip goblet is preferred
With curves as lush as those of any miss

The nectar it contains, a heady brew
An ale fit for the Pope, its brewers sought
The proof of their achievement is the hue
As golden as the gifts the Magi brought

A chimp might crave its slight banana flavor
Created through the alchemy of yeasts
A hint of bubble-gum, more tastes to savor
The handiwork of those zymurgic priests

And with a final note of clove it's told
A tale of monks who chose love over gold


LA FIN DU MONDE

They call it "Fin du Monde," and true enough
You'd have to reach the world's end just to find
Another ale that's equal to this stuff
With flavor far beyond the daily grind

Yes, it's from Canada but it's as fine
As any tripel Belgian monks could forge
You'll want to sip it, like expensive wine
As, one by one, fresh qualities emerge

It started with a bready yeasty nose
And then phenols and esters came along
So that banana flavor then arose
And triple fermentation made it strong!

So when the world at last comes to its end
I'll spend my last hours drinking, with a friend


MONK'S UNCLE

I really have to hand it to The Pike:
Of all the local claims to Belgium's crown
This entry is the one I really like
Complex in taste yet easy to drink down

It's hoppier than one would think to find
From this specific style of Belgian beer
But let the upfront bitterness unwind
Its other elements become more clear

A tangy fruity backbone sets the stage
A hint of pineapple (banana, too)
But is that coriander? Is that sage?
And last, the clove notes venture into view

All aspects meld together in the end:

A perfect drink for any simian

Monday, January 5, 2015

EPISODE 8: Saison?

EPISODE 8
Saison?

There is no definition of “Saison”
No really good one that I’ve heard, at least
Just ask, and you’ll be given a vague one
Like, “mumble mumble mumble Belgian yeast”

“But what about the French saisons?” I cry
“OK, them too, they’re part of the whole scene
Still, they’re all farmhouse ales, you can’t deny.”
Yet what does “farmhouse ale” even mean?

The alcohol is low, that much we know
For farmhands to gulp down when labor’s spent
Then what about Dupont’s “Avec bons Voeux,”
With alcohol at whopping nine percent?

But if you think defining saison’s hard
Try coming up with one for “Biere de Garde!”